In honor of mother's day, here's a nice civilized photo of me and my mom.
And here's what it's really like when I see my mom. No, seriously.
To the woman who brought me into this world, took me to the hospital every time I cracked my head open (3 times between ages 4-6), packed all of my lunches until I moved out, introduced me to Bruce Springsteen, gave me first taco at age 3, showed me how to live a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget, and put my needs before her own on a daily basis, this is for you. I love you, mom. Happy mother's day!